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“Non vedo l'ora di conoscerti. Fai presto ed esci.”
You lean your head on your hand, elbow resting on the arm of the couch, as, with your other hand, you run your fingers through Lovino’s soft hair. You listen to him muttering to your rounded belly in Italian and smile. As he’s speaking, you pick up on something he says.
“Lovi?”
“Si, bella?” he says, looking up at you.
“…You can’t keep doing that.”
He looks confused, “What?”
“Calling the babies ‘Tomato one’ and ‘Tomato two’.”
He blushes slightly, “H-how did you--”
“I’m not stupid, Lovino. I know what it is in Italian. …Look, I know it’s only an affectionate name for the babies but seriously, can we just--” you sit up a bit and reach forwards to the coffee table, picking up the baby names book, “Here. We’ve been putting it off for so long now. We can’t call the babies Tomato one and two when they’re born.”
“Why? There’s nothing wrong with ‘Tomato’,” he tells you with a smirk, but he takes the book from you anyway and sits back, opening it up.
“Lovi, if we call one of the kids ‘Tomato’, I’m sure he or she will be made fun of forever.”
“Not with me as their papa, they won’t,” he says quietly. Okay, so maybe you can agree with him on that one. As you think about it, you can picture two children hiding behind their grumpy father whilst he is yelling abuse at someone else loudly, embellishing his sentences with his favourite curse words.
“Either way, that’s not an option. Please, take a look? …I liked (Italian girl name).”
“…It’s pretty, but… I don’t know. It just doesn’t seem right. Why Italian, anyway?”
You shrug, “I dunno. I thought it might be nice. …There was also (name you like).”
Lovino scowls, “I don’t think so, ________.”
“See, this is the other problem we have! Can’t you just decide on something? It’s just going to keep going back and forth between us until one of us gives up. I’d also rather keep it between us without asking anyone.” You remember asking Ludwig the other day and Lovi just got angry at you for asking and him for making a simple suggestion. It’s still a little dramatic, him still being so angry at Ludwig all of the time. You’re not even sure what he did to make Lovi hate him so much.
“You don’t need to ask any of those idiotas…”
“I only had to because the exact same thing would have happened then! If you’re not going to suggest anything and just get mad then I’ll just choose something or I’ll have to ask our friends…”
“Perché non lo vai chiedere à quel bastardo di patate?” he grumbles, crossing his arms and sitting back again, dropping the book onto the couch.
“…What?”
“I said, why don’t you just ask that damn potato bastard, huh?! You fucking listen to him and take anything he suggests!” Lovino gets to his feet, growling curse words in Italian to himself.
“Lovino, I didn’t--”
“No! You’ll take any other suggestions then mine, especially if it’s his! Why don’t you just fuck off and live with him and my little brother and you’ll all be happy with my kids!”
“Lovi, don’t you think you’re being a little--”
“I’m not being anything! If that’s how you want to do things then that’s fine!” he yells, finding his keys in his pocket.
“Where are you going?!”
“To Toni’s! Is that okay? Or do I need to ask the Potato bastard’s permission seeing as his opinion is the only one that matters around here!” And with that, he’s out the door and to his car. You sigh. You’re not worried, of course. He’ll realise that he over-reacted at, well, nothing and come home. You’re not even mad, because that’s just how Lovino acts.
“Your papa will be back later with an apology,” you tell the babies, rubbing your belly gently, “The way things are going… well, what do you two think of Tomato?”
Romano one requested by :iconrandomperson1011: and then :iconotaku-wolfs-xd: also requested it too, so... hope you like it ^_^

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:iconrythmcolors:
RythmColors Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You know, tomato isnt that bad...
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:iconsakuradrowned:
SakuraDrowned Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Part 2?
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Unfortunately, no. I might do a mama!readerxpapa!Romano someday.
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:iconsakuradrowned:
SakuraDrowned Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Aww
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:iconyukoisbadmedicine:
YukoISBadMedicine Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh Lovi, you can't name your children Tomato one and Tomato two. Naming children seems difficult (lol my mom thought I was going to be a boy and had names picked out already only to find out I was a girl, so just ended up naming me after my dad and grandfather but a feminine version as I guess they never discussed female names , though my dad wanted to name me Mercedes).

Cute story by the way.
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I had both boy and girl names picked out by my parents for me, but only one stuck :P and that was only because they liked the name from a TV show.

Thank you ^^
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:iconhurricanecatrina:
HurricaneCatrina Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
So adorable! :happybounce: Love Clap 
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
heh thanks ^^
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:iconeternalrainbow12:
EternalRainbow12 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Student Photographer
Aww but Lovi! I liked Alicia ;3;
XD but Tomato. I would name my kids that irl
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Cherry and Sun Dried
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:iconemzie-chan:
Emzie-Chan Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014
Do you take requests? If you do, then could you do Finland x reader?
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not taking requests for this series anymore, but I'm actually writing a Finland story right now anyway ^^
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:iconemzie-chan:
Emzie-Chan Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014
Okay! Could you tell me when your story is ready?
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, I'll put it up and put it in a bunch of groups when it's done ^^
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:iconemzie-chan:
Emzie-Chan Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014
Okay! :3
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:iconelleetzobo:
Elleetzobo Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
But Tomato one and Tomato two would have been adorable
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, when Lovi is the father no one would dare make fun of them so.. Yeah ^^
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:iconiamthehero2013:
Iamthehero2013 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Hey Lovi need a tampon? Pad? No? Okay then chill the fuck out man. Just pick a name so my kids won't be named tomato one and two
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
heheh ^^
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:iconshadstheninjakitty:
Shadstheninjakitty Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Romano.... its time you take some midol.. seriously... XD

Tomato: ..... so that's how i got my name...
Me: uh-huh....

XD great story, loved it! XD
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD hahah I'm glad you liked it ^^
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:iconshadstheninjakitty:
Shadstheninjakitty Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD I loved it XD
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:iconmizu-chan0614:
Mizu-chan0614 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
dayum romano calm chur man tits its like you've been striken with girl puberty or periods lawl chill man and nu i wont name my child tomato omg the world ish like full of bullies and you expect me to name my child tomato you have got to be kidding me, i know you can do better than that u cussing bastard ^-^
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD pfft hahah
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:icondragondescendant:
DragonDescendant Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
Pfffft Dad wanted me to be named this long Italian name (he's Southern Italian), but Mom said no (she's German XD)  My brother ended up naming me instead.
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, fair enough, then ^^
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:icondragondescendant:
DragonDescendant Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
Yeah.
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PonyGutBag Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I would never name my kids Tomato.
never........
I hate tomatoes and they creep me out D:

But. Um.. I guess if they were also Lovi's kids.. I would break that rule for him ouo
I would break any rule for him oUo hahahahah mwahahahhahahahbjsakksnk

(buries head under four blankets and two pillows) 
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD ahahah welcome to the family, Tomato
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:iconpinkithai:
Pinkithai Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014
NEIN. NO CHILDREN NAMED TOMATO IN MAH HOUSE (avid hater of raw tomatoes).

Pineapple: So that's why...

Me: Yup!

Watermelon: I hate you, Mom.

Me: Love ya too!
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hahah oh wow got your own little fruit basket in your family, then ^^
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:iconnomnomsun:
NOMNOMSUN Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
Tomato: Mom, why am I named after a fruit?

Me: Talk to your father. _
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD haha ^^
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:iconjadethekidr9:
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner May 30, 2014   General Artist
(Tomato) -kicks side of stomach-

(Me) UNCLE! UNCLE! 
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD hehe
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:iconxxxannaxsasukexxx:
XxxAnnaXSasukexxX Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014
Tomato: -_- so that's why I have the name of a fruit.
Me; Yep!
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Pfft XD
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:iconyukibow:
Yukibow Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
ROMMMAAAAANNOOOOOO. ARE YOU ON YOUR MAN PERIOD AGAIN?! D:<
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD ohgod
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:iconyukibow:
Yukibow Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
-le whispers so Romano can't hear- I think he's on his Man period again. o:
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:icondragondescendant:
DragonDescendant Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
...wow.
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:iconyukibow:
Yukibow Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
It's youuuuu xD
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:icondragondescendant:
DragonDescendant Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
Yes Stalker 
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:iconyukibow:
Yukibow Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Why Hello~! :3 :iconyayamericalegplz:
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:icondragondescendant:
DragonDescendant Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
XD Hi!
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EvilAngel3 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
OH GAWD THAT COMMENT XD
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:iconyukibow:
Yukibow Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
SHHHH HE WILL HEEEAARRR YOUU! XD
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:iconevilangel3:
EvilAngel3 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
So let him! "LOVIIIIINNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE NEED TO DISCUSS SOMETHING!"
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:iconyukibow:
Yukibow Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I wonder where Men would gt periods.. o-o Only Lovi would know. XD
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:iconevilangel3:
EvilAngel3 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Probably out the ass or the urethra.
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