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“Non vedo l'ora di conoscerti. Fai presto ed esci.”
You lean your head on your hand, elbow resting on the arm of the couch, as, with your other hand, you run your fingers through Lovino’s soft hair. You listen to him muttering to your rounded belly in Italian and smile. As he’s speaking, you pick up on something he says.
“Si, bella?” he says, looking up at you.
“…You can’t keep doing that.”
He looks confused, “What?”
“Calling the babies ‘Tomato one’ and ‘Tomato two’.”
He blushes slightly, “H-how did you--”
“I’m not stupid, Lovino. I know what it is in Italian. …Look, I know it’s only an affectionate name for the babies but seriously, can we just--” you sit up a bit and reach forwards to the coffee table, picking up the baby names book, “Here. We’ve been putting it off for so long now. We can’t call the babies Tomato one and two when they’re born.”
“Why? There’s nothing wrong with ‘Tomato’,” he tells you with a smirk, but he takes the book from you anyway and sits back, opening it up.
“Lovi, if we call one of the kids ‘Tomato’, I’m sure he or she will be made fun of forever.”
“Not with me as their papa, they won’t,” he says quietly. Okay, so maybe you can agree with him on that one. As you think about it, you can picture two children hiding behind their grumpy father whilst he is yelling abuse at someone else loudly, embellishing his sentences with his favourite curse words.
“Either way, that’s not an option. Please, take a look? …I liked (Italian girl name).”
“…It’s pretty, but… I don’t know. It just doesn’t seem right. Why Italian, anyway?”
You shrug, “I dunno. I thought it might be nice. …There was also (name you like).”
Lovino scowls, “I don’t think so, ________.”
“See, this is the other problem we have! Can’t you just decide on something? It’s just going to keep going back and forth between us until one of us gives up. I’d also rather keep it between us without asking anyone.” You remember asking Ludwig the other day and Lovi just got angry at you for asking and him for making a simple suggestion. It’s still a little dramatic, him still being so angry at Ludwig all of the time. You’re not even sure what he did to make Lovi hate him so much.
“You don’t need to ask any of those idiotas…”
“I only had to because the exact same thing would have happened then! If you’re not going to suggest anything and just get mad then I’ll just choose something or I’ll have to ask our friends…”
“Perché non lo vai chiedere à quel bastardo di patate?” he grumbles, crossing his arms and sitting back again, dropping the book onto the couch.
“I said, why don’t you just ask that damn potato bastard, huh?! You fucking listen to him and take anything he suggests!” Lovino gets to his feet, growling curse words in Italian to himself.
“Lovino, I didn’t--”
“No! You’ll take any other suggestions then mine, especially if it’s his! Why don’t you just fuck off and live with him and my little brother and you’ll all be happy with my kids!”
“Lovi, don’t you think you’re being a little--”
“I’m not being anything! If that’s how you want to do things then that’s fine!” he yells, finding his keys in his pocket.
“Where are you going?!”
“To Toni’s! Is that okay? Or do I need to ask the Potato bastard’s permission seeing as his opinion is the only one that matters around here!” And with that, he’s out the door and to his car. You sigh. You’re not worried, of course. He’ll realise that he over-reacted at, well, nothing and come home. You’re not even mad, because that’s just how Lovino acts.
“Your papa will be back later with an apology,” you tell the babies, rubbing your belly gently, “The way things are going… well, what do you two think of Tomato?”
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Elleetzobo Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
But Tomato one and Tomato two would have been adorable
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, when Lovi is the father no one would dare make fun of them so.. Yeah ^^
Iamthehero2013 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Hey Lovi need a tampon? Pad? No? Okay then chill the fuck out man. Just pick a name so my kids won't be named tomato one and two
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
heheh ^^
Shadstheninjakitty Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Romano.... its time you take some midol.. seriously... XD

Tomato: ..... so that's how i got my name...
Me: uh-huh....

XD great story, loved it! XD
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD hahah I'm glad you liked it ^^
Shadstheninjakitty Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD I loved it XD
Mizu-chan0614 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  New member Student Digital Artist
dayum romano calm chur man tits its like you've been striken with girl puberty or periods lawl chill man and nu i wont name my child tomato omg the world ish like full of bullies and you expect me to name my child tomato you have got to be kidding me, i know you can do better than that u cussing bastard ^-^
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD pfft hahah
DragonDescendant Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
Pfffft Dad wanted me to be named this long Italian name (he's Southern Italian), but Mom said no (she's German XD)  My brother ended up naming me instead.
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