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You yawn widely as you lean back against the couch, watching Lukas flick through the baby names book quietly. The Norwegian is hunched over the desk at the side of the room as he looks at the book. You had asked for him to voice his opinion on any names he liked, but he hasn’t spoken for at least half an hour so he’s either forgotten or not found anything suitable enough.
“Luke,” you say, sitting up a bit more.
“Hm?” he looks at you.
“…Well?”
“Well what?”
You roll you eyes, “Have you found any names?”
He pauses, looking back at the book, before shaking his head, “No.”
Sighing irritably, you heave yourself up and approach him, despite his protests for you to stay put so he could come to you.
“Lukas, we are two weeks away from having this baby and we are nowhere near finding a suitable name. Whose fault is that?” you ask. He leads you back to the couch and tells you to sit down.
He then sits next to you once he’s grabbed the name book and says, “It’s alright. We’ll find something.” He opens the book back up and offers it to you, “Why don’t you take a look.”
You do take a quick look, but then you ask, “Didn’t you want to consider a Norwegian name?”
He shrugs, “I don’t mind.”
“How about a Danish one? Or just Matthias will do,” a much louder voice says from behind you. Lukas doesn’t even bother turning around, he just reaches up with one hand and grabs hold of some long silky fabric and pulls, causing the voice behind you to nearly choke. You turn to make sure your brother-in-law is okay.
“Matthias, are you alright?” you ask.
“I guess. Geez, Lukas, that hurts when you do that!” Matthias complains, rubbing his neck and loosening his tie again.
“Well, I wouldn’t have to do it if you kept your nose out of our business and stopped being stupid,” Lukas tells him, not bothering to look in his direction as he picks the book back up.
“I’m only trying to help, bro,” Matthias says, grinning as he drops himself in the armchair, “No luck, huh?”
You shake your head, “No… I mean, I like some, but Lukas doesn’t, and Lukas doesn’t seem to be making any decisions about any others whatsoever, so…” you pause and shrug, eventually continuing with, “I guess we’re at a dead end.”
“Ah, well, you just need to backtrack. Let’s go back to ‘Matthias’,” the Dane tells you, grinning, causing Lukas to shoot a glare at him.
“You’re not funny,” he tells him, slipping his hand into yours as he looks at him. Holding onto your hand tends to calm him down a little.
“Why don’t you call her (name you dislike)?” comes another voice from behind. You turn again to see one of Lukas’ other brothers, Tino, coming into the lounge carrying his dog, and he is being followed by his other two brothers, Berwald and Emil.
You shake your head at his suggestion of name, causing Matthias to smirk, “And that’s coming from a guy who’s called his dog ‘Flower Egg’. Don’t listen to him, ________.”
“There’s nothing wrong with Flower Egg,” you mutter, giggling as the little dog leaps down from Tino’s arms and up onto the couch next to you. You look at Tino, “Who said it was a girl anyway?”
He shrugs as the three of them sit on the other couch, “I think it’ll be a girl. I’d like a niece!”
“I want it to be a boy!” Matthias announces, “A nephew would be awesome! Tino, I’ll bet you it’s a boy. Emil, what about you.”
“I don’t want to get involved,” Emil replies.
You glance at Lukas, rolling your eyes. This is a usual day for you. You’re always at your brother-in-law’s house – any of them – or they’re all at your house. Either way, you’re always all together, so you’re used to their banter, bets, yelling, arguments and everything else they’re prepared to throw at you.
“Lukas,” you say quietly, realising the grip on your hand has become very tight, “Calm down, Luke…”
He leans towards you and kisses your cheek, to which you smile. His brothers, on the other hand, are still debating the baby’s gender.
“Guys,” you say, louder this time. They look at you, “This is nice, but can we, y’know, think about names? The way things are going, any suggestions would be helpful.”
Matthias opens his mouth to speak, smiling, but Lukas puts his finger up to silence him, “Not from you.”
“Aww, c’mon, bro, I just wanna help!”
“What about (name you like),” Berwald, probably Lukas’ quietest brother, says.
You look at Lukas and nod, “I like that…”
“Me too,” Lukas agrees.
“Oh COME ON! You like that, but you don’t like (name you dislike)?!” Matthias’ voice is loud and he looks genuinely annoyed at this.
“Shut up, Dane,” Lukas growls, the grip on your hand becoming tight again.
“Lukas--” you say.
“No, my ideas are much better than Berwald’s!”
“Shut UP.”
“Lukas, no--”
“That name is far too good for any emotionless kid of Lukas’, anyway.”
This seems to push Lukas over the edge, as your husband suddenly gets to his feet, striding over to the desk and picking up a heavy book, whacking Matthias around the head with it before opening it to a page and beginning to chant quietly.
“Oh, god, not a curse! Anything but a curse!” Matthias wails, maybe a tad too dramatically, as he gets up and runs out of the room, probably being sarcastic.
You sigh. The way things are going, maybe you will have to call it Matthias.
So this was requested a while ago by :iconkishukittygirl: - sorry it's taken a while but I've had a lot to do at home, so... :P I hope you like it!
I've never done Norway before and his emotionlessness is a bit weird to do... I dunno, let me know what you think~

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Pic not mine, official art, any mistakes pointed out would be appreciated :)
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:iconbethhatessand:
BethHatesSand Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2016
Boy - Oliver/Matthew
Girl - Fennur
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:iconnoaninic:
NoaniNic Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Girl: Silenus

Boy: Sullivan
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:iconamethystbreeze:
AmethystBreeze Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2015
Boy: Bo

Girl: Rebel
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:iconnomnomsun:
NOMNOMSUN Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Girl- Eve

Boy- Avian
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:icon1ateardrop1:
1ateardrop1 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2015
Tora and Eivind
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:iconpeachykeen3502:
peachykeen3502 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Boy: Charles ( It seems strong and dignified...)
Girl: Ema ( Its different..)
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
They're nice, though.
I've always liked Emma with two 'M's for my girl's name~
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:iconkailanuchiha:
KailanUchiha Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
NO NOT MATTHIAS!!! XD
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
YES MATTHIAS
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:iconkailanuchiha:
KailanUchiha Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconkushith:
Kushith Featured By Owner Edited Dec 18, 2014  Student Artist
Boy: Alec.    (Al-e-k)

Girl: Alytine (Al- Ē - Tine)
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Awh, they're sweet ^^
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:iconhetaliaiskewl:
Hetaliaiskewl Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Boy: Adrian
Girl: Audrey
for some reason I like names that start with the letter A. Maybe it has to do with the fact that my name starts with the letter A.
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
They're nice ^^
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:iconhetaliaiskewl:
Hetaliaiskewl Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you!
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Student Writer
Boy- Felix (No not Pewdiepie)
Girl- Brit (Not British!)

These are in fact Norwegian names that I googled and really liked.
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Pfft

they're nice tho ^^
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Student Writer
Yeah, I really liked them so..... Thanks!
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:iconmiss-inuyasha:
Miss-Inuyasha Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Girl= Katrina

Boy= Felicino

not because of Italy cause I always liked the name
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Very nice ^^

its okay, I like Feli's name, too :3
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:iconcupcakecreep2p:
cupcakecreep2p Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Student General Artist
For a girl sapphirea
For a boy Nino (not because of Finland) 
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
They're nice :3
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:iconbutterscotchripple77:
ButterscotchRipple77 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Student Artist
For a boy, Magnus.
For a girl, Cecilie.
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Vry nice ^^
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:iconbutterscotchripple77:
ButterscotchRipple77 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Student Artist
I actually looked up Norwegian names
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:iconkiasun:
kiasun Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014
Bwahahahaahhahahahahaahhahaahhahaahahahhaahhaahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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xX16emjay18Xx Featured By Owner May 9, 2014
I like the name Marissa for a girl, nice don't you think? It's close to my own name ;P
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's pretty~ ^^
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:iconxx16emjay18xx:
xX16emjay18Xx Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
Aww, thanks love :) 

I don't know if I said this already, but I love your stories. 
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hah thank you~ I appreciate it ^^
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:iconxx16emjay18xx:
xX16emjay18Xx Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
No thanks needed, but no problem love ;)
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XxxAnnaXSasukexxX Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014
Hahahaha now Mathias is going to puke out slugs!!
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD hehe
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:iconiceland4:
Iceland4 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Pft.... I would have done the same thing. In my group of friends..i'm the short but violent and scary one. Just the other day a guy made fun of my best friend and said she had boobs like an anorexic guy(meaning she has none) and it sent me over the edge. It took the wrestling coach ,football coach, and weight training teacher just to hold me back from that boy after i almost broke his neck. <_< lesson learned for him. Never piss me off....
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Aphy-Taffy Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014
HELL YEAH SISTAH
I'm 5'1" and my friend's boyfriend is terrified of me because "your glare would make any guy in their right mind shit themselves"
Haven't hit him yet~
Then again, so far he hasn't given me a reason to, and it better stay that way, or someone is gonna lose his balls.
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Iceland4 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I broke a guy's arm today on the first day of school for grabbing my shoulder, smacking my ass, and trying to make me apologize for supposedly bumping into him. <_< he was standing there with his friends looking at me and as i passed by he walked into me and fell on purpose then i broke his arm when he grabbed my shoulder as i was walking away and smacked my ass...
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:iconaphy-taffy:
Aphy-Taffy Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014
You should have broken more than just his arm. ene
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:iconiceland4:
Iceland4 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I should have but i didn't because they would have sued me or whatever
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:iconicefirethedragon11:
icefirethedragon11 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student Artist
So, you went to a female Russia like state da?
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:iconiceland4:
Iceland4 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Lil bit
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:iconiloveduzell1234:
iloveduzell1234 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
That sounds like something my friend Alyssa would do and seriously don't blame you for doing that.
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:iconiceland4:
Iceland4 Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I'm 16. He's a senior. I've never lifted weights in my entire life and he has since he was in middle school. Thats sad how i'm stronger than he is.
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:iconiloveduzell1234:
iloveduzell1234 Featured By Owner May 6, 2014
Yea it is 
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:iconiceland4:
Iceland4 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Not to mention how i look anorexic and he's twice my size
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:iconiloveduzell1234:
iloveduzell1234 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Wow
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:iconiceland4:
Iceland4 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Yep
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:iconiloveduzell1234:
iloveduzell1234 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
I just got a new kitten yesterday 
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:iconkurino-sama-alpha:
kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
sorry to butt in, but it just shows that women are the stronger ones, and that rage really fuels us and makes us scarier than hell
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:iconiloveduzell1234:
iloveduzell1234 Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
Yup my mom says stuff like that all the time and I agree and it's ok
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:iconkurino-sama-alpha:
kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
cool!!
and honestly, i don't lift weights either. but i played soccer for 12 years and have been taking martial arts for almost 3 years. i scare guys over three times my size, even before i started taking martial arts. so yay for scary, small girls!!!
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