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((There’s only a suggestion of blood and stuff in this because, y’know, 2P!Italy… :P))

“Having fun there?”
Luciano looks up from sharpening his favourite throwing knives with a little smile playing on his lips. “Si. They were getting kind of blunt, so…” he shrugs, “I thought I’d sharpen them.” He continues to do so, but then looks back up, “…What? What are you staring at?”
“Luciano, you promised,” you say, frowning at him as you gesture to the baby name book on the table. “You said you’d look through it with me when you got back…”
Just before he had gone out on a little killing spree with Lutz and Kuro he had promised to spend some time with you when he got back to help you look for names. He also promised not to put blood in his pasta sauce, but you’re not sure he’s going through with that promise. No pasta sauce for you right now.
“We have lots of time, ________,” he says, sighing as he just goes back to what he was doing.
“Three months isn’t really that long if you think about it. We haven’t even bothered to make up the baby’s room at all. You’re always out with Lutz and Kuro.” You cross your arms over your rounding belly for a moment, “Are you going to help at all?”
“Not if you don’t stop whining,” he says, not looking up at you.
Sighing in irritation, you get to your feet, “For gods’ sake, Luciano, this isn’t fair! You’re always out and it’s as if you really don’t give a damn about me or this baby!” Heading into the kitchen, you hear him sigh too and then stab the knife he was holding into the coffee table, which already has a bunch of stab marks in it from Luciano’s previous knife-sharpening sessions or whenever he gotten a little frustrated.
“________, bella, I do care. …Just because you’re annoyed I won’t let you come with us any more doesn’t mean you need to get angry at me.” He follows you into the kitchen and leans against the counter as you start to chop vegetables for your dinner.
“Don’t turn this around on me, Luciano,” you mutter, cutting up a pepper as angrily as he probably stabbed the table.
Then, you feel your husband’s arms wrap around your waist, hands spread across your belly as he presses a kiss to your neck, “I do care. And I miss you coming with me. You know I just don’t want either of you to get hurt.
You pull his arms off of you gently to turn around to face him, a little smile on your face, “If you care so much, then will you please help me out like you said you would?”
He rolls his eyes but nods, “Si, si, fine, I’ll go and get the damn book…” He kisses you quickly before he heads back into the lounge to grab the book as you smile to yourself triumphantly.
Yes, you do miss going with him and the others when they go out but he’s right. He’d never forgive himself if anything were to happen, and you’ve started to ache from just standing anyway, so you doubt you’d be able to do things like you used to, anyway.
“Okay, how about (name you dislike)?” he says, coming back into the kitchen to sit at the table with the book in front of him.
As you continue to chop vegetables, you shake your head, “No. That’s… just no.”
“Fine. How about (name)?”
“Mmm… it’s alright, I guess. Maybe,” you glance at him, “You don’t have to use the book, you know. Is there anything you can think of?”
“…Look, I don’t know, bella, can’t you just-- what are you doing? Don’t cut them like that, that’s too small-- here, let me do it.” He gets to his feet and walks over to you, taking the knife from your hand and beginning to cut the food instead. You switch places with him, taking a seat at the table and flicking through the pages.
“(Name you like)?” you say, but he scowls.
“That’s not a proper name. Come on, just choose something sensible,” he says.
“That is sensible! If you have a better suggestion then, please, enlighten me,” you tell him.
“I did, but you just said no! Dio mio, you’re being so difficult…”
I’m being difficult?! Are you kidding me?!”
Then, he suddenly slams the knife down on the counter, sighing, “Yes, you’re being difficult! Dio mio, I swear, I just… you’re annoying me. I need to stab someone in the neck.” He marches from the kitchen, snatching up his throwing knives from the table, pulling it out of the wood, and walking towards the front door.
“I’m gonna stab you in the neck!” you yell after him, following him to the lounge. He’s out the door before you can get to him, though. Sighing once more, you walk to the window to see him getting into his car, so you quickly open the window, “Hey!”
He looks up as he closes the door and opens his window, “Si?”
“…Ti amo,” you tell him, a smile on your face.
He smirks and chuckles softly, “Ti amo, tanto.” And with that he leaves the driveway, clearly heading to, like he said, stab someone in the neck.
He’s an annoying Italian, but he’s your annoying Italian, and that’s all that matters, even if this baby is going to turn out to be a little psychopath like its father.
“When you’re older,” you say to your belly quietly, running a hand across it, “I won’t blame you for stabbing him in the neck…”
Requested by :iconmarshalleeslover9:

My first 2P! fic ^^ If it sucks, it's not my fault! I'm not really used to the characters as I've only really experimented writing 2P Iggy and I didn't even put it up anywhere XD anyways, I hope you like it and I hope my Luciano was good enough, I guess :3

Germany version - marshmallow-maraca.deviantart.…
Norway version - marshmallow-maraca.deviantart.…
Spain version - marshmallow-maraca.deviantart.…
Romano version - marshmallow-maraca.deviantart.…
Japan version - marshmallow-maraca.deviantart.…
Netherlands version - marshmallow-maraca.deviantart.…
Russia version - marshmallow-maraca.deviantart.…
2P!England version - marshmallow-maraca.deviantart.…

Series Discontinued. Please don't request a character

Any mistakes pointed out would be appreciated. I own nothing but the story ;)
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:iconsokoakaberry:
sokoakaberry Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015
ExCuse me? Please state ONE reason why AcornButternut isn't a SenSible Name you unCultural 2p! ManiAc..*HUFF UDOODLE*
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TheMonsterInsideofMe Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015
Parental reassurance.... 2P style.HaHaHaHaHaHaHa ' 
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Mmhmm~
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:iconthemonsterinsideofme:
Indeed.
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lucarioniteofAPH Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Student General Artist
Your stories are beautiful ;-;
And I can see my child stabbing someone in the neck because I am labled insane by this guy I kicked in the d***...yeah and I like knives and meat cleavers. Hey, don't blame this. *points to self* and I have threatened people. And maybe said that if we could bring sport equipment to school I would bring my bat...that I use to hit people...but meh, other than that, I'm perfectly sane ^•^
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Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Not beautiful, but thank you ^^
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Neko-Lucifer Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015
I love your stories!!!

And tbh, I can see my child killing someone.
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you~! Glad to hear it!

Pfft
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:iconcanadamadelinewillam:
I think you do a great job 
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, thank you~ I'm glad you liked it
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AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Student Writer
I can imagine any kid of mine killing someone..... Pretty clearly actually.... I was the new kid at school and everyone thought I was weak. They told me that they didn't like my dark personality at times. I told them that I didn't like them being alive. I almost broke a kid's pinky, elbow, and arm in general. I pulled a person by their hoodie so hard that I bruised their neck and I wasn't even trying. This is why they call me a demon in a kitten's body. Because I'm quiet and innocent but I will hurt you if you get on my bad side. 
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LIVI1234 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
I'm the same....elemtary was fun...
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AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Student Writer
Yep.
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
...wow, okay...
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Student Writer
........Yeah.... But it only happens when I'm mad.......
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AnimeKitty2014 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014
This is really good along with your other ones as well.
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you~ I'm glad you liked it uwu
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:iconmarshalleeslover9:
Marshalleeslover9 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Student General Artist
Pirate spain x pregnat reader!!!!!
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Didn't you already ask me for this? I'll get to it eventually but not right now until I've done all of my requests
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Marshalleeslover9 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Student General Artist
Sorry I forgot I already asked for it I really am sorry
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No, it's no problem if you forgot ^^;; Sorry
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Marshalleeslover9 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Student General Artist
ok when will it be done?
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, like I said on the other reply, I'm not taking requests right now, but I'll see what I can do when I've finally done these current requests. It's just been a t difficult with time recently, and I'm trying to get the requests I've had for a very long time done first.
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Marshalleeslover9 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Student General Artist
Ok :}
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:icondemigoddivergentlove:
XD omg I love this story.
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw thank you~ :3 Glad you liked it! ^^
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icefirethedragon11 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student Artist
I can imagine my son/daughter stabbing someone in the neck.In my family, my generation has a history of violence and insanity.My brother stabbed a teacher with a pencil and she had to get stitches( bitch deserves it ) and I am often referred to as insane by my classmates.Once I told my friends to keep my away from sharp things infront of a bitchy sub teacher.She threatened me that she would send me to the front office cuz she said I was threatening her.I told her that it doesn't scare me and neither does Friday night school( I actually enjoy it.Even tho we have to stay in the library at school for two hours after school on Friday.I find it fun cuz I make new friends there ).And the last time I went to the office, I yelled at the vice principle saying " Hey!I'm back! ", cuz that was not the first time I was sent to the office.Far from the first time.
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pie46733 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol my phone busted and I called between to get a new one I spelled my street name six times and finely I got mad and used words to help them they were
Murderer, Anger, Death, Guillotine, Executionon.
Needless to say they got it :|
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icefirethedragon11 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Student Artist
lol
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pie46733 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I know right lol
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StormClawAndTiger Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
You sound like me. This boy in my class was sitting next to me and trying to PISS me off and I was all " If you don't move, you're gonna get stabbed." Then he looked at me and laughed an said. " Ok, do it, come on stab me.!" ... so I did... and now he thinks we're friends... I'm also referred to as high Lord satan at school...
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icefirethedragon11 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Student Artist
I once asked if I could have some duck tape in social studies. We were watching a documentary about Africa and people kept on talking. The teacher gave me the role of duck tape, I rose out of my seat, slammed my hands down on my desk, and said: If you all don't shut up, I will duck tape those mouths shut! I had to duck tape five people's mouths shut. And that is how I got the name dragon of the school. Cuz' I love dragons and I seemed to fit the bill of a dragon. I am also now slightly feared in school. It's over now tho. And the people that picked on me only picked on me once or twice due to the fact I would threaten them and smile while doing it. It creeped them out cuz' my threats are gory and bloody. People still wonder why I'm not in the nut house yet....
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Marshalleeslover9 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Student General Artist
You really get me
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StormClawAndTiger Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014
My nickname at school, well for the hetalia fans, is Russia... is that a problem? I'm also called queen of blades!
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:iconicefirethedragon11:
icefirethedragon11 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014  Student Artist
No, it's not bad. I'm called the all knowing hetalian by other hetalia a cuz I know so much about it. X3
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Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
um... okay?
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lunaflyaway Featured By Owner May 25, 2014
That's me. I'm constantly imagining gruesome deaths for people and how they can be executed.
That and I randomly burst into laughter and other insane things. XD
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icefirethedragon11 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student Artist
I also rock back and forth in class and laugh like a mad person.I will also come up with the most gruesome threats that someone can make.I remember once I started laughing out loud in class for no reason and when the teacher told me to stop I said it was the voices in my head.I stared at her with my head tilted, eyes wide, an an insane grin on my face for the rest of the class.My classmates stayed away from me after that.And the people who picked on me in that class stopped and would often speed up when they saw me  behind them.So, me and my friends are not alone!
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lunaflyaway Featured By Owner May 25, 2014
So we were in fps, and one of my friends was doing NO WORK.
So I walked up to her, giving my signature murderer Russia smile and said:
"If you don't get to work I will slowly brak your fingers, chop them off, and force feed you with them."
Needless to say nobody messed with me after that XD
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icefirethedragon11 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student Artist
I threatened some dude saying I would rip out his eyes, shove down all the way to his stomach, rip his skin off, and make sure to cause as much pain as possible while shoving his skin down his throat and stabbing him with a butcher knife.He is now scared of me.Spit Spit 
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lunaflyaway Featured By Owner May 25, 2014
I remember falling down on the balcony when I was 5 and splitting my leg a bit.
But I didn't cry. Oh no.
I laughed like a madman for 5 minutes straight. I didn't cry until they started putting bandages on it. :iconshrugplz:
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icefirethedragon11 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student Artist
I would have started to poke at it and when I got blood all over my finger, I would have licked it off.I like the taste of blood.
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lunaflyaway Featured By Owner May 26, 2014
The funny part is, it didn't even hurt.
Hell I thought a bottle of red nail polish busted until someone told me it was my blood.
I only started crying to not seem weird XD
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otaku1012 Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
can you make a 2p Germany version
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not too familiar with 2P!Germany actually~
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otaku1012 Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
ok you don't have too
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madihaa4u Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014
Okay the ending kinda freaked me out. In a good way though! You captured 2P!Italy perfectly! :D
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:iconmarshmallow-maraca:
Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm glad you think so~ -- first time writing a 2P properly so.. ^^
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XxxAnnaXSasukexxX Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014
Little Baby: *holding a knife and throws it at Luciano.*
Luciano: Cazzo!! Wtf!!
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Marshmallow-Maraca Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD hehe
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